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Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.
Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?
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After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the Chuck Norris last night."
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The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.
I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.
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A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
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A form of extreme breakdancing, where the dancer swings his leg around, in the form of a roundhouse kick. This should never be attempted, as it will result in massive casualties. In fact, none who have seen it have lived to tell about it, so it exists only as a myth.
Danny was popping and locking, and then he went on to do The Chuck Norris. There were no surviving witnesses.
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A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
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A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
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