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the clamp

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.

by peterlee01 May 10, 2008

57πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


the clamp

A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.

Zach was given the clamp by Hannah.

by iwasatbiblecamp September 20, 2009

9πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Clamps

A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.

CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!

by Shed1 June 23, 2019

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Clamp

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.

What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.

by Chubbsy December 10, 2013

332πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


CLAMP

An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.

Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!

by DoctorProctor January 12, 2009

141πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Clamp

What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop

β€œHe kinda clamping u up”

by FRIDAYNIGHTLIGHTS MVP October 14, 2019

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Clamp

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006

72πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž