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A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns
A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok
When someone is murdered and their death is forged to look like it was suicide.
Common practice in the Clinton family.
Jeffrey Epstein committed a Clinton-style suicide
Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”