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The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
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a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
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Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"You're such a couch potato!"
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When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:๐คจ
its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)
Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside
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One who watches excess amounts of television
It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato
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The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.
Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.
"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"
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