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A person stopped at a red light that slowly creeps forward little by little until he/she is over the line. The Creeper in an incredibly impatient person that believes they have super powers and can make the light change colors by will alone. The strange part of the creeper is that when the light does turn green they are slow to accelerate. Some believe that using their powers have drained them slowing their response time, further study is needed.
"Look at The Creeper drifting into the intersection"
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A common variation of the term "Shocker". Commonly used among people with ass fetishes that prefer the fingers in the anus rather than the vagina.
Guy: Hey Girl, You heard of The Creeper?
Gal: No why?
Guy: You'll know soon enough.
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A balding cop with a red mustache who likes women with huge natural breast. The creeper also likes to sneak up on teengers in the act of sex in their cars.
The creeper slowly approached a car while a teenage female was giving a blow job.
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A situation during the defecation process in which the individual defecating feels the feces within their digestive system. However, it refuses (or takes a long time) to exit via the anus, remaining in the system, and can exit the anus at any given moment thus the name 'The Creeper'.
Yo man I swear to God I sat on that fucking toilet for a good 15 minutes and my shit would not come out, I just went through The Creeper, shit got real in there.
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Everyone:
Creeper: SSSsSsSSS...
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Person 1: Creeper
Person 2: Aww man
Everyone: SO WE BACK IN THE MINE
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So way back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swingin' from side to side (side to side)
This task a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight (night, night)
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Just when you think you're safe
Overhearsome hissing from right behind (right behind)
That's a nice life you have
Shame it's got to end at this time, time, time, time
Blows up, and your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up
Get inside don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Creepers, ya mine, haha
Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Ha, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole night
Creeper's out prowlin', (Whoo), alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
(Get your stuff, yea let's take back the world, haha)
Cause baby tonight
You grab your sword, armor and go (it's on)
Take your revenge (woo)
So fight, fight
Like it's the last, last
Night of your life, life show them your bite (woo)
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (woo)
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