Crow Syndrome

The disorder among people in the Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity to make anything that has any potential of being fun, not fun.

"Hey man I put rice all over the floor as a prank."
"Unfortunately I suffer from Crow Syndrome, so I am going to have to evict you lmao."

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The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"