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The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin

n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.

Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.

by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009

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