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When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.
I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
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Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.
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A tampon, the cardboard applicator, the rag, etc.
I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.
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When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod
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It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night