Dairy maid

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister

1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.

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The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!