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A small town in Oregon 80 miles east of Portland on the Columbia river. It snows in the winter and gets above 100 in the summer. Its very windy in The Dalles as well. The Dalles is also known for its many cherry orchards.
Basically, Lewis and Clark took a shit there and they decided to call it The Dalles. The Dalles is full of old people. There is nothing to do in The Dalles except for smoke pot, drink, and drive around in the middle of nowhere. Surprisingly there are a lot of fine ass bitches there, especially in the class of 2010. If you're in The Dalles and its not summer time, then you best get the fuck out of there.
Person 1 "Dude, we're in The Dalles. Wtf are we going to do?"
Person 2 "Well lets smoke pot and then go mob somewhere"
Person 1 "Alright, theres nothing else to do"
Person 2 "True story man"
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Small hometown in Oregon also Home of "Google"
If you want to get googled, go to The Dalles
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The world's biggest jew with a nose the size of a dodge charger. He also has a huge cave, underneath his lair, where he stores all the shekels that he yoinks with his nose.
A: My friend Oscar keeps yoinking all my shekels. He's such a jew.
B: But not bigger than Dalle.
A: True
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Dalls refers to the male genitalia including both the penis and testicles. The word is a combination of dick and balls or dong and balls.
That girl from last night wanted my dalls.
Suck my dalls!
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Its when you've literally given it your all as a man, Dick & all with a woman and shes still left wanting more and thats when you knew it just wasnt going to work out anymore.
I KNEW GIVING ASPEN TRICONDEROGA MY DALL WASNT GOING TO BE PLEASE HER.. ITS LIKE SHE WAS BORN EXPECTING MOORE.!
THATS WHEN LITTLE BOBBY SMALLWOOD KNEW HE WAS GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT HIS SHOT WITH NAOMI LLADYHW -
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A medical phenomenon which occurs only in males. It is when the scrotum begins where the head of the penis ends. It is deceiving when the penis is flaccid, but when erect the genitalia resembles a pelicans beak when full of water.
Is that a pelicans beak or do you just have a case of the Dalls?
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