The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die

John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

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