The Derby

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.

Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree

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derby

a football match between two teams from the same city or area.

Man Utd v Man City (Manchester)
Arsenal v Chelsea (London)
Liverpool v Everton (Merseyside)

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derby

slang for a popular strain of Cannabis originating in the 1970's called "Durban Poison" (or Durban, named after the South African port city). As mentioned in the Puff Daddy & Mase song when Mase raps; "I be out in Jersey puffin hershey, cuz brothas ain't worthy to rock my derby."

Smokin' on that derby all day erry day.

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Derby

The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.

"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"
"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"

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derby

A football match between teams from the same city or region.

i.e.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
Rangers v Celtic

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derbis

An amusing synonym for debris. Also, a word to describe someone who is too smart to be a dumbass, and too dumb to be a smartass.

"Woah, man, did you hear what that dude just said?
"Yeah..what a piece of derbis."

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Derby

An ice cream in a cone which has been chocolate dipped

I love chocolate dip on my ice cream, so make mine a derby!

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