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The Dirty Dunleavy

When a person, after engaging in mounted anal intercourse, immediately stands and walks over their prone partner, leaving a trail of anal discharge, lube, semen and excrement from genitals to hairline.

after Alaska's Governor Michael J. Dunleavy, whose betrayal of Alaskan's trust and ideals to big oil has left a large, black, oily skid mark on Alaskan politics.

"Oh, man... I thought last night was going to be the best sex I'd ever had, but as soon as I finished she popped up and gave me the Dirty Dunleavy! I needed 2 showers and a new set of sheets."

by f0-shizzle July 19, 2019