dirty hoover

A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.

So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.

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The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”