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An extremely cool band who play ska, punk, reggae, and metal. Their mission is to entertain, and this they do with style and grace. The lineup is Joe (guitar and vocals), Bully (bass), Pokey (drums) and Hannah (saxophone).
They rock the groove on their own material which typically covers such subjects as the evils of television and the joys of fucking other people's mothers. They also do amusing cover versions of pop songs, such as a reggae/metal version of Madonna's "Like A Prayer".
The excellent skills displayed by the musicians, and their irreverent sense of humour, make them one of the best bands emerging on the scene today.
Woke up in the morning with your mother in my bed
She was lying there with her legs just spread
So I woke her up and she gave me some head
And then I called you up - and this is what I said:
Late last night when the sun went down
I left my house, I went across town
I went to see your mum, I stuck it up her bum
I rammed it in and out, until I made her come
Oh yes it was my mission
to try every position
And then I gave her crack
To lower inhibition
Yes your mum is fat it's an undisputed fact
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her
Yes she's a whale, ships on her trail
They want to harpoon her and put her up for sale
And I'm sorry, my dear, buty it's over.... oh yeah
"Love Your Mother" - The Donns
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Not only kind, funny, crazy outgoing, deeply loyal, loving, and a fantastic singer, but also a good performer in more ways than one. He will help you with advice and comfort when you need it, and back off to give you time to think and make your own decisions after he's had his say. A person who knows who he is, what he wants, and how to get along with the rest of the world (unless a member of said world makes themselves his problem). He knows his weaknesses, is articulate about his thoughts and feelings in appropriate situations, and pretty much has everyone else in his life figured out.
Warning to the "normal", shy, or just introverts: If you befriend a Donn, he is highly likely to burst into spontaneous bits of song or vocal imitations at any given moment, no matter where you are. This is what we meant by "crazy outgoing" in the preceding paragraph. Deal with potential embarrassment as you see fit.
Person 1. "Did you see that guy singing from the second floor in the mall?"
Person 2. "Yep. Must be a Donn."
Person 1. "I went to Walgreens with Donn the other day and he put on Cartman's voice because the cashier's name tag said Kyle..."
Person 2. "Well, what did you expect?"
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A real finisher, a real freak. He likes to clean the WHOLE pipe, there won’t be any leftovers. He’ll make you scram quadratic equations. Overall great dude. 10/10 would recommend.
“Donn, Math teacher by day, prostitute by night”
A wonderful man who is caring, intelligent, musical, gentle and kind. A man of God; has a true heart.
Donn is amazing.
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Italian for women, used as bitches, because we just imply that all women are bitches
dude, my girlfriend just left me for a another guy
donne...
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someone who think they are a bad man or girl, but you want to take the piss out of them on the sly on the sly and make them still feel they are bad (just to take the piss).
"rarr blood you are a donn for doing that".
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