The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven

When you have the one end of the bed tightly tucked, then fart under the covers, and then pull the covers over your bed partner until they are fully immersed in the stank and have become one with it.

I “ Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven -ed” Julia last night. She decided to press charges for domestic violence.