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during sex the guy yells "who's the boss?" then punches the girl in the face saying "dylan's the boss!"
I gave my girlfriend The Dylan last night.
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a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
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The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room
Son: Daddy, grandad did the dylan with me last night
father: ...
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a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
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He is romantic, kind and caring, he loves playing video games and being outside but most inportantly, he loves the girl that he is dating, when he is dating a girl, he knows exactly how to treat a girlfriend, but it is hard for him to get one, he is bound and determined type of guy, ladies, if you find this guy. ... Don't ever let him go!
I love you Dylan.
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Dylan
Dylan can be the coolest guy in the world or the biggest asshole, depending on how you take him. Dylan has a funny and a dark sense of humor that takes time to understand. There are people that wanna kill Dylan, and there are people be his bro. He can be an total backstabbing bitch, but that's how he is . Dylan can be known for getting along with strangers, being nice to them, or being a total jerk to them. Dylan is a brave and strong. He can be a leader if he wanted to be one. Dylan almost always has a plan B. He is a trouble maker but always finds a way out of it. The only times he gets in trouble is probably when he is getting ratted out by others. Dylan is not known for his looks, but people that do see that in him are people that wanna be with him for a long time. Don't get hooked on the fact that guys should break the ice. Dylan is different, he tends to act shy differently around girls he likes. Dylan can be a really sweat romantic guy if you give he the chance to be. Dylan has a soft side that very few people will ever see. You can see this side of him only if you get his trust. If you’re a guy good luck getting to this part of him. If you know a Dylan stay in contact with him because you will never ever find anyone like him.
Remember to hold on to Dylan because their is no one like him.
Hey Dylan!
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Dylan is a boy who's ego is strengthened solely by the presence of a positive definition about his name on UrbanDictionary.
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