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When a guy sits down and one girl is straddling him from the back and another girl is straddling him from the front.
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When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.
Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli
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All Elie's are non-man-whores who care for their girlfriends. They are the bestest friend that you could ever have and listen to you no matter what the hell you are waffelling on about. They are the best kissers, full stop. They are all very good-looking and their charming cheesy ways are enough to entice a girl anywhere. They always remind you that you are beautiful and that he loves you even when you are being a prick or are not blessed with goodlooks. They don't care what others think and will show any type of affection anywhere as they love you. Elie's tend to make amazing hot chocolates and spoil their girl rotten even though they know they shouldn't because she tells them over and over agian that he doesn't need to. Elie's are incredibly intelligent, talented, sporty and perfect. He takes your breath away as soon as you meet him and you are left in a trance that disables your ability to speak. They are always honest and always loyal, they never hurt you but if they do, they make it up to you in a heartbeat. When you fall in love with an Elie, good luck gurrrll cos you are stuffed, you will always love him.
me: "I talked to Elie today. HE ASKED ME OUT, he is so damn hot!"
Friend: "OMG you are so lucky, I am so jealous of you. Everyone else will be too...
Me: "I know, I don't care. I'm in love"
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Eli is the type of friend who will always be there for you no matter what. He won't be the one you call up to go get drinks with downtown but he's the one who will always be there to give you professional advice, financial advice, or just any second opinion about any serious life changing decisions. He's the friend who will always try to help you solve any problems in life, in school, or in work. Even if he has no knowledge on the matter he will immediately drop everything to go learn in order to help you out. You can always count on Eli's to be the friend who will help you with literally anything. Eli's only ask their friends to be honest with them and to trust them and to be patient.
Eli is a great friend, he spent 10 hours yesterday helping me clean out my garage.
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Girl (or boy) name that is very rare to find, but if you meet a person with this name...you have unlocked an achievement. They're really over emotional chill understanding people and you always have a bomb ass time when your with them
Damn, last night was so turnt it felt like elis.
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