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The Elixir of Life

When you mix a Berocca tablet with a hydrate tablet in water. The Two different kinds of dissolvable tablets generate a chemical reaction that will synthesise the Elixir of life before your eyes. The elixir’s healing properties grant whomever consumes it, eternal youth.

It is often used when β€œover the hill” adults in their mid to late twenties think they can drink like their once teenage selves. Most commonly ingested on a weekday in work environments to get the dusty through the day.

Gary: Hazza, I am battling, I need the Elixir of Life.

Hazza: You an me both mate, I’ll whip up an Elixir.

Gary: Far too many drinks over the weekend, mate. I am over the hill.

by H - Skak September 10, 2018

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Elixir of Life

When a woman goes into labor and her water breaks, it is vital that one must grab a cup and fill it with it. There is nothing else that is more pure and natural than drinking the elixir of life, and it tastes good too ;)

"I had 2 pregnant girls at my house and beat them till their water broke. Their elixir of life took up my 1 gallon milk container and gave me more of a thrill than wombing or munging." - Ben Haney...

by riptupac14 January 5, 2011

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