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This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:
1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio
To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.
Thus, the Emeril LaGasse
Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?
Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".
Thomas: Haha, nice.
Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.
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When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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man who knows how to kick food up a notch
as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse
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When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"
"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"
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Similar affects as a donkey punch, but in this instance instead of punching the person, you throw a hand full of pepper in their face to get them to sneeze and get that tightening affect. For full experience yell BAM!
when having anal sex and you're about to climax, grab a hand full of pepper and throw it in your partners face and yell BAM. As, they sneeze their anus will tighten and highten the pleasure. emeril lagasse should be perfomed at own risk.
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