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The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "kwanza Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in kwanza.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but they eat nothing because they're starving Africans.
Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time and we don't eat because we're starving Africans click uga uga click!
Like the titular The Roast Game theory where Americans and Canadians eat their own children as Christmas roast, this takes place in Ethiopia except everyone still starves because nobody eats in Africa.
Dude, the Ethiopian Roast game would be real if people in Africa are food.
The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.
Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!