The Fauch

A popular nickname for Dr. Anthony Fauci who is loved and admired all over the world for his unparalleled expertise and always patient, avuncular, matter of fact manner.

Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.

Fauched

The act upon which a presentable gentleman, rests thy genitals formally known as the scrote and balls upon thy facial region of the recipient.

Fauci: Prepare to be Fauched.
Shoobert: yes!
*Fauching in progress with some ease*

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fauch

A combination of the words Faux and Coach used to describe a knock off of the designer bags made by Coach.

I recently got a great Fauch from some guy selling purses from the trunk of his car!

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