The Frasier Crane

When you’re tonguing the bung so badly that you abuse the meat kiwis with your chin— thus tossing the salad whilst scrambling the eggs.

I gave him The Frasier Crane— scrambled eggs all over my face! What is a boy to do?

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

Frasier Crane

The Frasier Crane is when your partner eats your ass, then cooks you breakfast consisting of scrambled eggs. “Tossed salad and scrambled eggs”

They then have the option to feed them to you baby bird style.

Friend 1: I got my ass ate, then that bitch made me breakfast.

Friend 2: Sounds like you got the Frasier Crane.

Friend 1: She's calling again!