The Freddy Kreuger

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.

Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.

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