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The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.

by THE FUCKING SANDMAN November 30, 2010

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weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

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fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.

Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.

by FMonty. October 25, 2013

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FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away

it means that either if you fuck or you don't, the weather of the dick will go away

Ionut: man i havent fucked someone in a while
Serban: you know man, FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away

by latzis January 29, 2022

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