When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.
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To meander down a hallway and purposely brush against a female coworkers chest.
I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.
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A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the βpopular kidsβ.
βGodley, Texas is so terribleβ
when someone does really well in lacrosse scream at the top of your lungs "you pulled a shae godley!"
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Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America