The Gogurt

While having anal sex you cum inside of the other person's ass and pull out quickly giving them a pink sock. When the asshole is inverted you quickly pinch it and squeeze out the cum, reminding you of your favorite childhood snack "Gogurt".

As i used "The Gogurt" on my girlfriend I instantly had the urge to run to the grocery store and purchase a box of Gogurt.

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Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

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Gogurting

When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.

I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.

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gogurt

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.

one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.

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Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.

Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?

Gogurt

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.

Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!

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gogurt

to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face

Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!

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