The Grizzlin' Bibbies

You know what this is, I know what this is. That instance right after eating some super spicy food, something your stomach might unknowingly not know will soon get revenge, something along the lines of a Taco Bell buffet of food thereafter. When your colon is begging you to purge whatever unholy conglomeration of foods your mouth just brought in like an intake of fuel to a carburetor. You guts soon begin to create a distress and a fissure of gas unknown to the periodic table begins to form, the type of bubbling that if you don't rush to the shithouse soon, you will surely excavate through your undies and pants or shorts. No one will look at you the same, whether after OR in the toilet area. It's The Grizzlin' Bibbies.

"Man!... I just got done eating that hot hamburger with fries and brown gravy over everything, it was so good, but now I think my stomach has it out for me... I'm sure I have The Grizzlin' Bibbies dude.."

"Sounds to me like you better hurry to the shitbox before everyone looks at you differently man."

The person then rushes to the bathroom, turbo penguin waddling with an ass clench that would make a Vise jealous.

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