The Haggies

When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.

“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies”

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Haggie

Scottish slang for a slag

Yo that's girl is a right haggie
'Said with a Scottish accent'

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haggis

Various chopped-up sheep guts stuffed into a sheep's stomach or intestines and boiled with spices.

I think this was outlawed by the USDA. No, seriously. You're not allowed to eat in in America.

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haggis

1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.

Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy.

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Haggis

A verb meaning to leave your friends behind after being served first.

Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.

Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"

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Haggis

1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.

1. Lets eat sum Haggis.
2. Yo Haggis, whaddup?

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haggis

a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture

chase the haggis the other way it'll fall over

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