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The Hall of Presidents

Something that elementary school students in America are forced to go to every single day
Located at Disney World. Also possibly the only ride at Disney World that students are forced to go to. Features animatronic presidents that looks like they came straight out of Fnaf.

Features a talking robot version of Joe Biden the president.

Teacher: We're going to Disney World today.
Kids: YAAAAYYYYYYY disney world! We'll enjoy the rides--
Teacher: Nope, we're going there to just see the Hall of Presidents, featuring our current president, Joe Biden, speaking directly to you.
Narrator at Hall of Presidents: Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states america...George washington, john adams, thomas jefferson--
Kids: We just went to disney world for THIS?

by itstheunknown April 26, 2024