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A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.
Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man
9👍 1👎
A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
10👍 3👎
the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.
Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!
Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!
gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it
10👍 14👎
a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.
guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored
7👍 11👎
A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.
What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.
14👍 10👎