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No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
Was it a bird? Was it a Plane? No it was The Hawthornator and her retarded side-kick!
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Neighborhood in Southeast Portland with a reputation for being progressive, creative and all things counter-culture, though rapidly succumbing to californication.
Hawthorne used to be cool, before all the bobos moved in.
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The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.
Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.
Urinating and Defecating in the same session.
Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.
Sorry, I have to go to the toilet to have a hawthorn!
I'm busting for a hawthorn!
The dog just did a hawthorn!
The cat has hawthorned all over the new carpet!
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Area south of Los Angeles International Airport known for it's jankiness.
Girl, I ain't driving my ass all the way out to Hawthorne. Why don't I just go to Compton? It's the same shit, mida.
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n.
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A spiky bush or tree found in Europe, northwestern Africa, and western Asia. Reaches 13 feet in height and grows along the edges of woods and forests. Has smooth, gray bark and sharp thorns which grow along the branches. The leaves are dark green with shiny, bluish-green undersides, and have irregular tooth margins. Snow white flowers bloom from May to June and grow in terminal corymbs.
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One of the two flowers for the month of May
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"Can you pick me some hawthorne flowers? Just don't get yourself pricked!"
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The flowers for May are the Hawthorne and the Lily-of-the-Valley
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The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.
The Hawthorn Football Club has won again. The last time I saw this many wristy's was when I attended the Dissociatives concert.
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a neighborhood around the outskirts of Baltimore City, it used to be a good quite place...now its an addict infested paradise filled with drugs and whores. But, on the bright side, you will not find a greater amount of diversity anywhere else besides baltimore. smoking, drinking, and being a stoner are a must down here, it is a way of life and death. Its filled with scene kids, preps, emos, goths, juggalos, rednecks and so on...and let's not mention the constant drama and fights. The police swarm this place making it hotter than hell, when there is really no true need (honestly)...you see dealers, thugs, and loser native americans everywhere...there are people who keep it real, but there are also alot of stuck up motherfuckers (GOD THEY NEVER GO AWAY)...the rats wonder the streets day and night, it is junk-filled, dirty, and trashy...but it is where I lay my head and call home
Guy: wanna fuck?
Girl: well we can't go to my crib
Guy: can't go to mine eithers
Girl: hmm?
Guy: hey i got an idea!
Girl: huh
Guy: why don't we go up to Hawthorne and fuck in the woods
Girl: sounds like a good idea!
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