The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty

There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.

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Hayley Effect

The effect of losing the ability to spell after following a grammatically incorrect comment made by a friend. Therefore succumbing to the residual illiteracy that surrounds them.

Mitch ~ "How are you?"

Hayley ~ "I'm gud"

Mitch ~ "That's grate too here"

Brooksey ~ "You have a bad case of the Hayley effect"

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