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The Hills Grammar School, aka Hills Grammar/Hills or abbreviated to THGS is an independent, coed, private school located in Kenthurst, Sydney. The Hills Grammar School has been specifically developed so that rich cunts in Western Sydney would have somewhere to send their kids to. Hills just stays in the top 100 HSC rankings, this is achieved by giving a bunch of asian kids scholarships.
Since it is located in Western Sydney, THGS has developed its own special breed of fuckwits who act like eshays even though their parents are rich. These dropshits like to constantly vape, hide vapes in toilet cisterns, smear shit on the toilet walls and bring vodka to school camps.
THGS likes to imagine itself as being good at sport, as a result it has spent an extortionate amount of money on a new playing field that nobody can even fucking go on at breaktime. Despite spending millions on sports, the school music department continues to operate out of a disused porta potty.
Some notable Hills traditions include: vaping, throwing bananas in trees, breaking the amphitheater, vaping, breaking common room windows, vaping, shoplifting in the canteen, wiping shit on walls, getting locked out of the english bathrooms and clogging the MPH toilets.
The new principal of Hills Grammar used to be the principal of Knox Grammar, so far she has managed to say lots of stuff but achieve approximately fuck all. The teachers all hate her but won't say it to her face.
Boy1: Hey what highschool did you go to
Boy2: The Hills Grammar School
Boy1: ah the famed home of the serial shitter
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The school is full of higher class snobs who use the words to attack people and are all words no action.
Year 9 is full of bitches who constantly talk shit about each other and like to use all the soap and paper towel in the English bathroom. Although there is some nice people in year nine people still constantly talk shit about them for absolutely no reason leading them into turning into bad people themselves. The other grades try to hold the peace but year nine has gone mad. Year 10 got so sick of year nine that they started vaping in the English bathrooms a few months ago. Year 12 cant wait to get out of the school due to the demonic children in year nine. year 11 avoids year nine at all cost, year eights are obsessed with skibity toilets and sigmas for some reason. Year sevens are really short this year for some reason, they like to make jokes about touching each other, even year 9 is scared of year 8. The primary schoolers just want to live peacefully but the high schoolers are a bit... erm... well... The principle is nice and the teachers are very professional but the children drive them insane.
How about we pay a visit to The hills grammar school?
no thankyou, I do not wish for my inner peace to be disturbed...
The Hills Grammar School Serial Shitter is a term refering to somebody who absolutely massacres a toilet within The Hills Grammar school with shit, vomit, shitstikas (swastikas made of shit) cum, piss or any other bodily fluids.
The origin of the term dates back to 2020-2022 when an unknown student (presumably male) demolished the MPH bathrooms with shit, drawing shitstikas and other symbols while coating everything in Faeces in what historians at the school believe was a politically motivated expression of speech against the School.
Since the event, numorous other alumni have demolished other bathrooms in places such as English and Languages, possibly as a result of the appointment of a new principal Karen Yager. However, so far there has yet to be another event on the scale of the Serial Shitter.
The event is often compared to 9/11.
The naming of somebody as the Hills Grammar School Serial Shitter is often used as a sign of respect, fear or admiration. However it can also be used in a negative context.
“Yuck! Mr Hamper did a worse job in that shitter than the Hills Grammar School Serial Shitter!”
“Wow, he really messed up that toilet worse than The Hills Grammar School Serial Shitter.”
“Mate, you’re the next Hills Grammar School Serial Shitter.”