The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

church of the holy peanut

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care

*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch