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the horseshoe

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.

Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!

by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Horseshoe

Nickname for Ohio Stadium, where the Ohio State Buckeyes play home football games. It has a cpacity of over 105,000 people and is called simply "the shoe" by most Ohioans. The stadium is shaped like a horseshoe, thus the reason for the nickname (though the open part now has seats and a huge scoreboard).

This year the Ohio State/Michigan game will be played in the Horseshoe, and the Buckeyes will probably win.

by osu fan August 8, 2006

38πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


horseshoe

when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.

man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so I had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.

by ericj4 July 9, 2013

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


horseshoes

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.

That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.

by godzillamaster April 10, 2010

32πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


horseshoe

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.

Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.

See also hardwear.

I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.

by Big Dante March 8, 2007

28πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Horseshoe

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus

OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo

by Jeb Cotton November 7, 2006

51πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Horseshoe

John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.

Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 9, 2019