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A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
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Invented, perfected, and eventually named after a Virginia Tech freshman known as Scott J Hamil. The J special (more commonly referred to as a "J-spesh") is the act of fingering a female at a dance party whilst dancing behind her, making a J shape with the fingers.
Alex: "Riddle me this bro I was blackout, did I eat some rank tuna with my bare hands last night?"
Kyle: "Nope, however you were dishing out J specials relentlessly."
Alex: "Damn"
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Whenever a very plus sized women gives you a lap dance with a cigarette in her vagina and a piece of fried shrimp in her ass.
Yo Virginia gave me the meanest Sara J Special last night.
The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
A nickname for a super cool person, guy or girl, who has a unique way of thinking and a great sense of humor. People with the nickname, Special J are usually smart, sensitive, creative and extremely bright. They are usually very good at sports, especially mountain biking and surfing.
Yo! Special J! Surf's up! Let's hit it!
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The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”