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Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
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Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.
Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.
Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.
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When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.
My girlfriend plead parlay, so I showed her the Jack Sparrow
Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!
Sexiest man on the planet
Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane
And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved
But why is the rum gone?
Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for
Now bring me that horizon
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the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.
Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.
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A sexy, slightly mad pirate.
"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"
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the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...
"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
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