The Jackie Chan

A type of sexual foreplay associated with fingering. You make your hand into a karate chop position and put it in your partners vagina as such. Then with your opposite hand you repeatedly karate chop just below your partners waist while pleasuring them.

"Remember last night? Man that bitch was gettin crazy with the "Panda bomb", so I pulled out "The Jackie Chan" on her ass....I changed her that night....

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The Jackie Chan

When you jizz in your partners eyes causing them to go Asian. After completing this step you then karate Kick them in the face. Then Naruto run away.

Bill: you hear what happened to Becky’s face?
Jim: yeah she got the Jackie Chan

Bill: damn, that’s brutal

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Jackie Chan

The only manan fight ten people with a shoe and a broomstick.

Man, Jackie Chan totally killed those guys using the CD cases.

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Jackie Chan

A great asian american martial arts actor.

Chinese name 成龍 (Traditional)
Chinese name 成龙 (Simplified)
Pinyin Chéng Lóng (Mandarin)
Jyutping Sing4 Lung4 (Cantonese)
Birth name Chan Kong-sang
陳港生 (Traditional)
陈港生 (Simplified)
Chén Gǎngshēng (Mandarin)
Can4 Gong2 Sang1 (Cantonese)
Ancestry Linzi, Shandong, China
Origin British Hong Kong
Born 7 April 1954 (age 58)
Victoria Peak, Hong Kong
Other name(s) 房仕龍 (Fong Si-lung)
元樓 (Yuen Lou)
大哥 (Big Brother)
Occupation Actor, martial artist, director, producer, screenwriter, action choreographer, singer, stunt director, stunt performer
Genre(s) Cantopop, Mandopop, Hong Kong English pop, J-pop
Years active 1959–present
Spouse(s) Lin Feng-jiao (m. 1982)
Children Jaycee Chan (born 1982)
Parents Charles and Lee-Lee Chan
Influences Bruce Lee
Buster Keaton
Harold Lloyd
Awardsshow

Jackie Chan, SBS, MBE1 (born Chan Kong-sang, 陳港生; 7 April 1954 in Hong Kong)2 is a Hong Kong actor, action choreographer, comedian, director, producer, martial artist, screenwriter, entrepreneur, singer, and stunt performer. In his movies, he is known for his acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts. He is one of the few actors that did all of his stunts in all of his films. Jackie Chan has been acting since the 1960s and has appeared in over 150 films.

Did you see the movie Rumble in the Bronx?
Yeah, that movie is nothing without Jackie Chan.

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Jackie Chan

He is a chinese Hollywood superstar. He is the master of Martial Arts. He is very fast in fighting and his face is graceful. He is the best actor of Martial Arts and comedy movies.

"I train not to finish my opponents, I train to have a strong body and a sane mind."-Jackie Chan in the movie "Gorgeous"

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Jackie Chan

Bruce Lee may be more powerful and faster than Jackie Chan

But Bruce Lee can't KO a gang of bad guys with umbrellas, life savers, ties, shoes or anything he can find

Jackie chan just killed a man with a banana

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Jackie Chan

A man who is greater and more powerful than Chuck Norris.

Jackie Chan does all his own stunts. He has injured himself a lot while performing them and even cheated death during one.

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