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When you are having a good day, but then you talk to that one guy and are immediately into a bad mood.
"Why are you so down Jim?"
"Oh, I was happy but then I met Robert and I became super pissed"
"Ah, The James effect"
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When you are having a good day, talk to one person and are immediately put into a bad mood
"Why are you so down Jim?"
"I was happy, but then I talked to Robert"
"Ahh, the James effect"
The James Effect happens when an unspecified James breaks up with a girl causing seamlessly random events to occur generally causing a part of the victims personality to exaggerate
Person 1: Damn did you break up with your girlfriend
James: yes
Person 1: I mean she was bad enough already God knows what The James Effect will do to her
When a James breaks up with a girl it can cause part of that girls deep personality to be exaggerated and can seem to effect anybody randomly
"hey did you hear, James broke up with his girlfriend"
"she was bad enough as she was, who knows what the James effect will do to her"
1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability
2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james
1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect
2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect
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It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.
Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.
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The James Bond Effect (also called 007 Effect) is a theory in propaganda and political circles, whereby the first detailed opinion/summary that someone hears or reads on a particular topic, is the one they are most likely to adopt.
Called the James Bond Effect - in reference to the James Bond character - as there is highly anecdotal evidence that the first actor someone sees play the chacater of James Bond, is the one they prefer (i.e. someone who saw their first Bond film in the 1960's will tell you Sean Connery played the best Bond, however those that saw their first Bond film in the 1990's will tell you Pierce Brosnan is the best).
Mike: Hey, John I hear that Dave got fired? You guys had lunch all the time didn't you?
John: Yeah, he was let go last week. The wierd thing is our Manager keeps going on about why he got fired - showing me emails and letters. If you ask me, that's just wrong - that's confidential information.
Mike: Well, that's the James Bond Effect for you. Management know that you will probably catch up with Dave sometime soon.
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