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The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him

friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect

by nondutchies January 31, 2023


Jesse Effect

1) When a male and/or female gets addicted to one of the opposite sex after only talking/hanging out one time in real life.

Also see: Addicted, Obsessed, Hooked, In Love

2) When a male and/or female gets depressed from being ignored after being obsessive with one of the opposite sex after one date.

Also see: Depressed, Hating Life, Crying

1)

Guy 1: Man what is wrong with that girl, she is head over heals for that guy and its been like one day!?

Guy 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she has been influenced with the "Jesse Effect".

2)

Girl: Oh my god, I don't know why he won't talk to me i have only text him 20 times today, we had such a good time last night...

Friend of Girl: Psh, sounds like you got that "Jesse Effect" to me...

by Unknown Lova December 4, 2009

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Jess effect

The person who turns everything around then Pinterest friendly for the world to witness

She had an aura similar to the Jess effect

by Grate creates December 1, 2021


The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 2, 2017