The Jill Effect

When you’re really drunk and/or high and any girl above a 5.8 becomes at least an 8.7

Drunk Bro: Dude that girl is so fucking hot.
Sober Bro: Nah man she’s like a 6, it’s just The Jill Effect.
Drunk Bro: Nah dude she bad asf
Sober Bro: I’m telling you dude she’s not that hot, you’re just drunk.
Drunk Bro: Damn u right…I think I need to go lay down.