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when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.
she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar
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Perhaps one of the most misunderstood rulers of the ancient world. As polarizing today as perhaps in ancient times.
Julius Caesar began his early life by fleeing the City of Rome when then Dictator Sulla asked for his death. A compromise was made and Caesar was allowed to return.
His campaigns as a Roman General are some of the greatest triumphs in Military History.
From His conquering of Gaul (modern day France)and Britain to his Consulship along side his rival Pompey Magnus, Caesar was well known and popular with the people of the Republic.
When he was assassinated by the Senate, history was repeating itself as the Roman Senate had already accomplished the same with several other rulers. This in itself may have been the reason the Republic fell and the Roman Empire began.
Julius Caesar was popular among the Roman Plebeians.
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When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
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The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
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The love and delight of the human race
Julius Caesar was the most distinguised man of Roman History.
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1. (v) The act of suprise attacking someone with an extreme advantage in numbers with any type of weapon, from fists to guns.
Kid1: Hey what happened to Jim?
Kid2: Oh didn't you hear? Some kids pulled a Julius Caesar on his ass.
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A past ruler of ancient Rome. Hated by one, Gretchen Weiners.
(talking about Julius Caesar) - ''Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant why we all try not to get smooshed under his big feet! What's so great about Caesar hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar; everyone likes Brutus just as much as Caesar; And when did it become OK for someone to be the boss of everybody! because that is NOT what Rome is about. We should all totally just STAB CAESAR!''
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