When a guy and girl are in a spooning position, but reversed (Guy being in front.). While reaching behind him to finger the girl. Better under a blanket, as to not raise suspicion.
*Mother walks in*
Mom: Hey, can you help me with something?
Girl: Sure, be right there.
*Mom leaves*
Boy: Dude! That was so close!
Girl: I know right! Luckily we used The Kenneth!!!
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A beautiful man who is adventurous and fall easily in love. He is a person who is incredibly intelligent and his humor is outstanding. He tends to get what he wants and isnβt afraid of confrontation. He is someone who has plentiful knowledge but also needs someone to help control it and take some of it in. Kenneth has so much love to give but can only give it once one proves theyβre worth it. He is definitely an interesting person and unexpectedly very good at listening.
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Kenneth is a guy who you will always find putting others before himself. Though Kenneth isn't always happy. Kenneth is breaking without anyone noticing. Kenneth is losing his grip on life. His "friends" all leave either because he is too caring or too nice. He always feels like he is second best, that people say they will be there for him, but turn their backs. His smile is just his way of hiding his pain from those he cares about. Kenneth may seem like he's okay...but he isn't.
Is everything okay Kenneth?
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One of the most amazing guy's you could ever possibly meet... He will really turn your world around. Make you forget all the things you don't want to remember. Make you feel as if you're the only two in the world when you're with him. Kenneth is a guy you can always trust, no matter what. He will always know exactly what to say to make your heart race and make it beat faster and slower at the same time :) Kenneth knows how to have fun and you'll never find yourself bored when youre around him. Pretty much you will fall in love with him the day you look into his Gorgeoussss eyes. Kenneth is a wonderful addition to anyones life and it would be wrong not to meet one because NO joke... Kenneth is the most amazing,sweet and one of the funniest guys you will ever meet :)
Kenneth is one heckkk of a Kenneth. ;)
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Kenneth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.
Look at that Kenneth over there! I envy his hair and chic magnatism.
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He is the best person you will ever meet. He is very nice. He is hot,sexy. He will love you and care about you. If you get a kenneth dont do him wrong.
Omg look at kenneth he's so hot
Oooh that guy looks like he's a kenneth
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