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When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.
Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!
Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....
Kevin: whoops sorry
Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...
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A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a Kevin knows how to bring you back down to Earth. He is very calm and levelheaded. A Kevin can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. He is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Kevin can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about trust and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special girl in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin.
Wow, Lo sure is lucky to have a guy like Kevin as the love of her life.
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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.
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Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.
Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.
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Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair makes people jealous. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who i have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him. When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He is the most amazing guy in the universe and he is my soul mate.
Her: Hey, my boyfriend is like your Kevin.
Me: Yeah, i have the best Kevin in the world.
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An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can make you laugh no matter how sad you are. He's sweet, and kind-hearted. He can be sarcastic, but he gets that from me. He gets scared of non-scary things. His smile is adorable and his laugh is too. He has hair that is really soft, like impossibly soft. He is the best friend a girl could have. He is the kind of guy you can tell anything to, well almost everything. You can just text him for hours on end with out the conversation getting boring, or awkward. He is the life of the party, but when the party is over, he is actually pretty shy. He always cracks a joke when we need it most. He is perfect best-friend material, so if you meet anyone named Kevin, immediately ask him to be your friend. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Hey who's the new kid?"
"Oh, that's Kevin."
"I dare you to ask him to be our friend!"
"Ok!"
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