The Kingler

When you're fingering a girl from behind with your middle two fingers and then you jam your thumb in her ass and pinch your thumb and fingers together like the claw of the Pokemon Kingler.

To keep her from getting away, I gave her The Kingler.

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Kingler

The crab that said "Cookie Cookie" in a Pokemon episode

Kingler Enthusiast 1: I want to be like Kingler.
Kingler Enthusiast 2: Cookie Cookie?

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Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly

Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*