The Krusty Trump

The Krusty Krab but President Trump owns it. At the Krusty Trump, the signature meal is the Trumpy Patty. President Trump is the owner and founder of this restaurant. He doesn't want anyone but his supporters to know the Trumpy Patty Secret Formula, especially his political rivals like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately, it had to file for bankruptcy. Here is how a Trumpy Patty is made: Trump makes the burger or Trump is cloned and the patty has Trump meat. Not only Trumpy Patties are served at the Krusty Trump, Trumpperoni pizza, Trumpy combos, Trumpy shakes, soda, Trumpy Dogs, Trumpy cake, Trumpy coffee, Tea, dessert, etc. Note that the Trumpy Dog is the Krusty Dog but with Trump making the hot dog or the hot dog being made with Trump meat.

I went to the The Krusty Trump and I saw groups of Trumpanzees chanting pro-Trump slogans, fighting, and drinking beer.

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