Lee-Patrick Rule

n. A local ordinance that provides for the allowance, and celebration of gay marriage, and set a precedent in Fantasy Football procedures as it relates to the transference of ones franchise.

The Lee-Patrick Rule set a clear precedent which has been followed by generations before us, as it pertains to the name and content of a team in the event of a separation of an owner from the league

The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991

Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.