The Lindsy curse

The habitual opening of ones mouth spewing bullshit statements using the words never,always,and not in this life time, I don't see it happening. Then having to publicly recant having to remove ones foot from ones mouth about the prior statement.

"The Lindsy curse"
I will never get married ,I don't see it happening in this lifetime again I always said I don't want or believe in falling in love. then

Then 5 mos later I am in love!!!!! then 7 mos Later I got married