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the lisa

When a really hot girl walks past and you don't know who she is say 'hey lisa' and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn't actually lisa then you say 'oh I thaught you were that girl that was angry because I didn't call her ' this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! Yeah buddy

Yeah the lisa (by jarryd)

by jarryd (hookup artist) fez October 12, 2011

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Lisa Lisa

a lady that helped defeat 3 gay aztec men with cool breathing powers, likes to use life threatening situations to train her students and became a guitar to one of the gay aztec men

“My favorite instrument is the drum, what’s yours?”
“Lisa Lisa.”

by düst June 18, 2021

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Lisa Lisa

Hot milf. Joseph hot mom. The love of my life❤.

LISA LISA IS A HOT MOM

by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021

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Lisa

A girl who, if your lucky enough to know, should be treated with respect and love. A girl I love enough to have let go of her. She wants to fit in, but be extraordinary at the same time, and never knew that she might have to choose one or another at some time and she was, when I was lucky enough to even call her a friend, and even now; so special. I love and miss her everyday, but I have to remember that I ruined our relationship. If you have one, do what's best for her, but remember to not let her go 99.99% of the time.

"I pushed that Lisa away because I didn't want to be around for when her dream guy realized just how perfect she is... I didn't want to become the biggest third wheel ever."

"There goes that Lisa with her beautiful eyes..."

"That Lisa is so flawless... Too bad things will never be the same between us because of what I said..."

"I hope Lisa’s dream guy finally goes out with her, so she can be her happiest, whether that's with me or without me in her life."

"I never meant to hurt that Lisa, but somehow my loser self managed to anyway."

"I let Lisa go because I knew she'd found guys that I could never fit in with... Guys that could make her 10X happier than I ever could."

by W113 December 5, 2022

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Lisa

A girl who, if your lucky enough to know, should be treated with respect and love. A girl I love enough to have let go of her. She wants to fit in, but be extraordinary at the same time, and never knew that she might have to choose one or another at some time and she was, when I was lucky enough to even call her a friend, and even now; so special. I love and miss her everyday, but I have to remember that I ruined our relationship. If you have one, do what's best for her, but remember to not let her go 99.99% of the time.

"I pushed that Lisa away because I didn't want to be around for when her dream guy realized just how perfect she is... I didn't want to become the biggest third wheel ever."

"There goes that Lisa with her beautiful eyes..."

"That Lisa is so flawless... Too bad things will never be the same between us because of what I said..."

"I hope Lisa’s dream guy finally goes out with her, so she can be her happiest, whether that's with me or without me in her life."

"I never meant to hurt that Lisa, but somehow my loser self managed to anyway."

"I let Lisa go because I knew she'd found guys that I could never fit in with... Guys that could make her 10X happier than I ever could."

by W113 December 5, 2022

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Lisa

Lisa is a true artist, with her emotions boiling over at times. She's a creative person and a loyal wife and mom.

Be careful with Lisa's feelings, you don't want to end up in a cast.

by kick_back_it's_cool July 6, 2018

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Lisa

The girl who through thick and thin you want by your side. She’s sweet, caring and has a smile that can light up a whole room. She also has eyes that can look into your soul and make you believe in true love. Often times they are used and abused by others but when they find the right person who can make them feel like they’re the only person who matters they will tell you everyday the love you and will instantly make you they’re best friend.If you ever find a Lisa you should hold her tight and never let her go. Also probably has a dog named Bella

You see that girl over there that’s my Lisa she’s my everything

by TacoCorp69 October 7, 2020

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